Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Vlee: Those who did not do well in prelims r more likely to do well in the o levels...
QC to JQ: I hope he's right.

Friday, September 22, 2006
Calvin: Why does the sun set?
Dad: It's because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening, it cools down and sets.

Diner: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
Waiter: Yes, sir, it is the hot water that kills them.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Chicken surprise

A couple go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. Feeling adventurous, they order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she spots two beady little eyes looking around. Before she can scream, the lid slams back down.

"Did you see that?" she asks her husband in a shaky voice."See what?" he asks.So she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and this time he sees the two little eyes looking around before it slams back down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, tells what is happening, and demands an explanation. The waiter asks what they had ordered. The husband says, "Chicken Surprise.""Ah, so sorry," says the waiter. "I bring you Peeking Duck."

prelims r over today!! actually i'm not tt happy..guess its because i noe my results will not make it..sigh..hopefully one of the JCs will take me in..lol...only one more month to o levels le, can't really relax now..so sad..

Monday, September 04, 2006
I was here again..