Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarbu...

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Fuck the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Haha..I think this is so true..especially the last part =P . Actually I like TJC and I almost chose the school as my first choice, but then its in bedok =[ so sad..and i had to choose to AC instead...